Number of days since purchase of this rug - 11.
Average age of artists collaborating on this project - 2yrs 2 mths.
Expletives uttered by Mr Button - 73.
Look on Mrs Button's face - apoplectic.
Please accept this as the Button family entry in your recent giveaway competition. I believe it to be the artists' impression of the chaos from which you produce your crafty goodness. At this stage they are not available for comment.
The artwork is on a fairly large scale and only a small portion is shown in this photograph but we believe it accurately conveys the intent of the artists.
You should be aware that this was not our first choice for submission. The older brother of said artists had committed to this project but he is a bit miffed as their choice of medium was the new rug in his bedroom. He has, understandably, withdrawn from the project until further notice.